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Take a Bus
(D. Newman)
You take a bus, uptown can't even speak
To buy another pill that keeps you up for half a week.
You tell yourself it's your last visit to this block,
But deep down inside you know full well th' that's a crock
Of shit...
The man at the store, he greets you with a grin,
Hasn't seen you in a while he asks you how you been.
The tab you owe, you say that you'll be in with it,
But deep down inside you know full well th' that's a crock
Of shit...
Baby treats you bad, but he's gonna change,
Had to call in sick, these bruises look too strange.
Baby phones, says he's workin' late,
Grab something on the way home, oh no no need to wait.
Stuck at the plant, won't be home 'til twelve o'clock,
But deep down inside you know full well th' that's a crock
Of shit...
Plak!
(Bean)
It had been cold and rainin',
The streets and the sidewalks were wet.
She was walkin' downhill from California Street,
Wearin' nuthin' under her dress.
That's the night that it happened,
The night that she'll never forget.
She sneezed a sneeze, and then she coughed...
That's when her pussy fell off.
Plak!
It was the sound that her pussy made.
Quack!
She stepped on it when it started to slide,
And then they both started sliding away.
"I can't believe this is hap'nin' ta me," she said,
"This never happened before.
I know my pussy was screwed on tight,
When I, when I walked out the door."
She saw it when it slid down Pine,
And when it got to Bush it sprouted
Tiny cartoon legs and a little cartoon tush.
A tranny hooker on Sutter Street picked it up and said,
"I fine'ly got what I need, I fine'ly got what I really need."
"That's mine," she screamed, and they started to fight,
The pussy got away and ran off laughin' in the night.
I said, "Woo hoo, no no no... Where did it go?"
A dude was standin' on the street and saw it runnin' by and said,
"Imagine that! Pussy runnin' wild on Polk Street!"
Plak!
It was the sound that her pussy made.
Sherry
(Bean)
She said she was into Jerry,
I lied and I said the same.
She came up to me,
And she told me her name.
She said that her name was Sherry,
And that if I liked,
She'd come home with me,
And we could spend the night.
Sherry... Sherry!!!
She pulled down her hippy dress,
Yeah, she gave me a peek.
I reached with my hand...
To give her a tweak.
She had hairy... areolas!
Sherry, hairy areola!
And so I started to suck,
Yeah, on her titty I started to suck.
But her hair got stuck in my teeth,
When I pulled away, she made a little squeak...
She made a little squeak!
Sherry, hairy areola!
Notice Me
(Bean)
I see people... acting... so cool.
Sometimes... they don't notice...
Other people see right through.
There's a guy with purple hair,
I see him in the coffee shop,
And when he talks, he's always talkin' loud.
When he talks he looks around
To see who's watching while he's talkin',
Think he wants to stand out in the crowd.
(chorus:)
Notice me notice me notice,
Notice me notice me notice,
Notice me notice me, No, No! Notice me!
There's a girl with braces,
And she's standin' by the punch bowl,
And she's makin' funny faces at the boys.
She's sweating and she's fretting,
And she's sighin' and she's tryin',
She ain't talkin' but she's makin' lot o' noise.
(chorus)
Same old high-school bullshit,
Dressed up in the style of today.
Don't matter what you call it,
Make it happen with your wallet,
Use a doctor, use your tongue, shoot a gun.
Sucker
(Bean)
I have a name tag that I wear to my job at the mall.
It says, "Hello, My Name is Paul."
We have a chain store called "Hot Topic"
Next to the place that sells cheese pretzels.
They sell alternative wear. I wanna work there.
'Cuz I'm a sucker... sucker... Hopelessly suburban
So many fat ladies with their babies
And their hairstyles from the 80's.
I have to kiss their asses if I wanna keep my job.
See the youngsters dressed like gangsters
Answering their pagers... when their mommies call.
Let's do some shopping, get there early,
Go downstairs and get a slurpy.
So much to do here... in my special world.
Sucker... sucker... Hopelessly suburban
Where do you want to eat today?
I don't care just as long as it comes on a plastic tray.
I cruise around in my Japanese car
With my budderball girlfriend and a forty-ouncer.
Strip Club
(Bean)
I've got a little problem when it comes to chicks.
I like to see them naked, so I get my kicks...
At the strip club, hey hey.
See the beauty, touch the magic,
I'm a genuine bonafide porno addict.
My trousers are all covered with semen stains,
But I don't think about it, I got boobies on the brain.
And my breath stinks, even worse than my balls.
If you're sleazy like me, you'll love it all... at the strip club.
I can't wait 'til I'm safe inside the walls... of the strip club.
Ladies and gentlemen, let's meet some of our participants.
And don't forget... tonight's first-prize winner will receive...
A twenty-dollar hand job!
Johnny Wong is eighty and on SSI.
He never spends his money, but he spends his life...
At the strip club, hey hey.
Then there's Jennifer the junkie with her abscessed tits.
She lets me put it in her when we take a little trip...
To the hot tubs, right down the street.
But Lacey is my favorite, she's a groovy... chick.
What really makes her special is she used to have a dick!
And a ballsack, just like her dad.
You'll be happy as a clam
When ya feel those loving hands.
Deadhead
(D. Newman)
I'm a Deadhead and my dog's name's Jed,
I'm a Deadhead and my dog's name is Jed.
My dog's on a rope and I don't use soap,
My dog's on a rope and I don't use no soap.
I got dreads and Guatamalan threads,
I got dreads and Guata-malan threads.
I come from Bergen County New Jersey,
Head west and sleep in a doorway on Haight Street.
I save all the pennies I can find,
Arrange 'em on the sidewalk in the shape of a peace sign.
I sell crystals and beaded rocks,
Jed here beside me in a cardboard box.
'Cuz I'm a Deadhead and my dog's name's Jed,
I'm a Deadhead and my dog's name is Jed.
I stay at yer parents' house for free,
Bring fifteen friends, hope ya got cable TV.
Daddy bought me a Saab and a gold card, too,
When the Saab broke down, Daddy bought me a Su-ba-ru.
'Cuz Dad, money means nuthin', give me yours,
Money means nuthin', give me all of yours.
I sell cold beers in the parking lot,
My inventory confiscated by the cops.
I got beaten up by five skinheads,
They blacked my eye and they kicked my dog named Jed.
Everybody's Out to Fuck You
(Bean)
You finally graduated from college,
You've got a suit, a cool pen.
They smile and say hello in the washroom,
Everybody seems like a friend.
You do lots of overtime
To climb the ladder then you find
There's really nothin' that you can do.
Promotion you've been waiting for
Is goin' to that little whore
Who does the boss while he's fucking you...
Right in the ass!
Everybody's out to fuck you,
(Fuck you)
Everybody's out to even the score.
(Even the score)
When you got your mind on the future,
(Fuck you)
Better keep your eyes on your back door!
He told you that we needed a female
Vocalist to sing in the band.
He said you were a really good singer,
That you should come and lend us a hand.
You got all excited and
Delighted and invited him
To spend the night with you and get laid.
The next day you were cryin'
When you found out he was lyin',
And you realized you'd just been played.
You got played!
The only thing he wanted was to fuck you,
(Right in the ass)
The only thing he wanted was to get in your drawers.
(Get in your drawers)
When you had your mind on the future,
(Fuck you)
You shoulda kept your eyes on your back door!
Yes, everybody's out to fuck you night and day,
They're gonna stick it in your boom-boom all the way.
I'm Sooo Happy
(Bean)
She sits there, and she can't leave,
She waits for the connection while she watches TV.
She says that... she's doing fine,
She dreams about the days when she went out with Martyn.
Kick talk kick... talk about kick,
It's all a buncha bullshit when she's getting sick.
Just like Jane, she won't get to Spain,
But maybe to a rehab down in San Jose.
I'm so happy.
I'm so lonely.
She's got sores, and money is tight,
She's goin' down to the strip club every night.
Jack suck jack, and jackity jack.
She hates it but she has to, 'cuz she needs some more smack.
Barry gave her her first hit,
I seen him on the pipe, he was lookin' like shit.
Cool, so cool, leaving the scene,
Down the toilet round you going everybody's dreams.
I'm so happy.
I'm so lonely.
What am I gonna do?
Feels like I got the flu.
I can't get no sleep,
Cold sweat on my sheets.
Tick tock tick... tickety tick,
Tick tock, tick tock, tickety tick.
Hello, My Friend
(Bean)
Hello, my friend. It's time to find your
Body again, and then we'll help you
Pick up your mind and hold it together
'Til the man with the jar comes around.
You stay in bed all day
With your bellyache
About your situation.
You don't have to ask,
Just look at your reflection,
You look pretty good for the livin'.
(chorus:)
Float on a sea of sound,
It's a long way down.
You won't know how far
'Til you look around.
Hello, my friend. It's all and it's over,
And out of your head. One minute of time
Spent workin' on a dream
Beats a whole day of dreamin'.
You're in your room all day
With Kupcakes and your movies
And your situation.
It takes a lot of time,
And livin' like a raisin,
'Til you make up your mind.
(chorus)
Soak into the sound,
Lift up off the ground,
Fly up to a cloud,
Take a look around you.
Life is so easy when you
Finally wake up,
Get over it.
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